Interstellar Parking

Interstellar Parking

Passenger: “What are you doing?” Driver: “Trying to get out of the parking lot” TARS: “That’s not possible” Driver: “No, it’s necessary” [intense maneuvers ensues]… Driver: “C’mon...
Smith & Wesson

Smith & Wesson

shared via email:She has never had any problems with muggers, rapists, panhandlers, wise ass’s, street punks, or attorneys.‘Scroll down’ for a photo of her making a withdrawal . . . . When my friend goes to her ATM, or anywhere else alone, she always takes along...
The Apple Store

The Apple Store

I can’t remember exactly when it happened but eventually Apple had made a symbol for itself. The symbol was this cool looking glass cube which had “hey look at me – I am the future” written all over it. Or something of that nature. The symbol was, and still is,...
A Case of Priorities

A Case of Priorities

“Hello, You have reached the ‘Men’s Help Line.’ My name is Bob. How can I help you?” “Hi BOB, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs; The phone rings and...