Remember that these events really happened:
- California man’s two vehicles crushed by different trees in different cities on same day.
- Phone-focused shopper walks directly into mall fountain.
- Sea gull repeatedly dives toward construction worker’s head in Netherlands.
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Blow-up sex doll sparks murder alert after reports of ‘body’ floating in river.
Lessons learned or thoughts to be had:
- Count your lucky stars when you somehow escaped death twice on the same day.
- No texting while walking.
- Wear your hard hats when visiting a construction site.
- How did a sex doll end up floating in a river?
- Even judges can be judged.